Saaaame! Hahahah. I was right at “wtf is this conspiracy theory nonsense?!” And was about to stop reading, but I continued one more sentence and realized “it’s a creepypasta!” Lol.
I saw the post in the note timeline, was curious, read it all and only 3/4 of the way I was like ... "this is a bit extreme isn't it? Almost feels like a story".
Did not realize it was a story at first and that made it so enjoyable haha. Excellent work.
Saaaame! Hahahah. I was right at “wtf is this conspiracy theory nonsense?!” And was about to stop reading, but I continued one more sentence and realized “it’s a creepypasta!” Lol.
Forget creepypastas, that’s old news. We got creepystacks!
Same! Lol
Drop your substack! Let’s grow our community together! It’s like a bloody war cry for the validation seekers.
You are a word-sniper Theo. Loved this, relevant and sharp. Keep tearing the house down with wit and humor. You are good at it.
I shall try! :)
https://open.substack.com/pub/pinched/p/the-cafe?r=4i2t7k&utm_medium=ios
It took me a hell of a long time to realize this was fiction. Well done. Thanks for the read.
Damn, that was really well set up :D
I saw the post in the note timeline, was curious, read it all and only 3/4 of the way I was like ... "this is a bit extreme isn't it? Almost feels like a story".
Damn well done! Was a fun read.
I had a lot of fun writing it!
Let’s grow together. Let’s grow together. Let’s grow together.
Loved it. This was haunting . Reminds me of that Creepypasta Ben Drowned
One of the best things I've read on here so far! Bravo! 😂 And needless to say, I won't be dropping my Substack! lol.
🤣😇
Ha! Excellent work, Theo. Totally got me hooked. Nice shift!
Such Substackery
This nightmare was a joy!
This was a good Substack creepy pasta. It got me thinking there was a serious glitch.
It reminds me of those "follow for follow" people in content creation. They bring nothing but a number, if they even DO subscribe.
Great article.
I thought it was all true until Jay raised his hands, oh my god... What a suspenseful story! Thanks for writing.
Is commenting still safe?
Absolutely great story. I seriously need more of these!
You got me!
The Substack zombie apocalypse coming to a screen near you soon……..
This is great 🤣🤣